Perlarella

And when you're done out here you can get inside and clean the bathroom!

Summer blockbusters available here

Don't feel sad for me, stuck out here in Guatemala and missing out on all the summer blockbuster movies. Okay, maybe feel a little sad for me, because the other day we watched a bootleg of Hancock, and the sound was so bad that we were pretty much relying on the subtitles in Spanish to understand what they were saying. But at one point I was like, "Wha'? What'd they just say?" so we went back a bit and when the character says (not to give too much away) "My first wife died giving birth to Aaron," the subtitle in Spanish translates into "My first wife ran away with a yoga instructor." Huh? Did the translator not understand what the character had said, or did he just think that line was too much of a downer and wanted to zest up the comedy a bit? Anyway, these were the absolute cheapest bootlegs available, sold by dudes walking around with big backpacks of DVDs, so maybe now we'll buy them in the market where you can preview them a bit and check for the quality.

The Hustler of Livingston

This past weekend Esteban, Perla and I took a mini-break and went to the Caribbean coast, to a town called Livingston. There are no roads all the way there, so we took a bus to Rio Dulce and then an hour lancha trip to Livingston. Livingston is distinctive from the rest of Guatemala in that a large portion of its population is descended from ship-wrecked slaves that (to make a long story short) spread out up the Caribbean coast from Honduras to Belize. And the food's different too, more coconut and seafood than you find elsewhere. We ate a lot of seafood. We actually got denied in our first hotel choice in Livingston because of our canine companion (didn't think to try to pretend she was our guide dog, like the joke... "they gave me a chihuahua?!"), so we ended up in a Hotel Ecologico, as it was called, outside of Livingston out where people go to the beach and we were actually very happy to be out there, even if we did have to take a taxi to go to Livingston. We could swim right outside of our hotel, and water was bathwater warm and the beach had an extremely gentle slope. Lovely lovely. Anyway, there were a bunch of dogs around and one was this good looking young fella and he and Perla had the best time playing, but when we left the two of them alone he took the opportunity to go into our bungalow and steal Perla's bag of dog kibble! We didn't realize it until Esteban went to go look for Perla, and apparently she was watching the other dog as he was chowing down on her bag of food, occasionally trying to get a mouthful herself but getting swatted away at each attempt. Rude! When the dog saw Esteban coming, he grabbed the bag of food and went to an area enclosed by barbed wire that Esteban couldn't get through. Well played, doggie hustler, well played. He actually kept playing with her after he'd eaten all her food, though, so it doesn't seem like he'd solely been working her just to get at her food. At any rate, great trip. Photos here...

Visitor arrives, gets to work

I love my house here. And, unusual for homes in these parts, all the windows have screens on them, but it was missing a screen door at the entry. Therefore, when my friend Esteban came to visit starting a few weeks ago (he'll be here 5 weeks total), our first weekend we got to work on making a screen door. I don't know about Guatemala City, but Petén is not the kind of place you can just drop by a Home Depot type store and pick up a screen door, nor do is wood sold already milled to appropriate thicknesses. The most difficult part of the whole project ended up being following many leads on where to buy wood, ending about 5 tuk-tuk rides later at a carpenter's shop in Santa Elena where he cut the wood for us while we waited. We borrowed a bunch of tools from my friend Memo, bought the rest of the materials, and got to work on the door the following day. Sawing, hammering, sanding, painting, putting in the screening, hanging the door, adding a spring and a latch. The door was up and keeping out blood suckers a week later. Here we are posing with the door. Couldn't be prouder.

Are you there God? It's me, Perla.

Life ain't easy when you're so small, but she's come a long way. Three weeks after her first vet visit, she's gone from 3 pounds to 7.5 , and her puppy fuzz has been replaced with yellow-red fur. It's been said I should have named her MiniMe for her future California life as Josie's little sis. Here are some new pix of the pup, 18 days after she wobbled into my life.

Update: Internet en casa!

Just had internet installed in my San Miguel pad, which means that the blog should be getting a whole lot livelier. My somewhat limited access to the internet (for example, spending the whole week in the field, followed by a weekend of not wanting to leave my house) has lead to some pretty sparse bloggings as of late, but that is now a thing of the past. Now you will be getting up to the minute up-dates, such as news flashes about when Perla finds a teeny tiny coconut on the terrace and starts to chew on it. Read all about it!